Having seen Teletubbies...I'd have to agree with you. Although I'm not exactly sure Teletubbies should be shown to babies...whomever created that show was definitely on something. I remember watching it when I was home sick once way back in the early 00s and feeling like I'd fallen into someone's acid trip.

Oh by the way? Fanfic.net used to have NR-17-rated Teletubby fic - and well, words fail. (No, I didn't read it - I accidentally stumbled upon it looking for something else at the time.)