Amazon sucks. They misdelivered a huge bag of dog food to my house and wouldn't send a truck to come pick it up. I finally loaded it into my car and took it to the address where it belonged. Shortly thereafter, the USPS misdelivered something to the address where the dogfood belonged. Would you believe the woman wouldn't give me my package, wouldn't open the door to the postal worker, or respond to their queries?

Now, now. Don't blame Gillian Anderson for Gillian Flynn's bad writing.