And then there's the fact that there's a segment of the fandom where Bangel could set puppies and kittens on fire in front of them and it would still be the most romantic thing ever I read this, and immediately my mind flashed to shinga's Twilight reviews, and these lines:
BELLA: Oh hell yes, we’re totally in Romeo and Juliet terms now. AWESOME.
EDWARD: Anyway I get hungry a lot but I don’t like being away from you when I have to suck the blood out of cute animals. I miss you.
THOUSANDS OF THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS: HE’S LIKE THE PERFECT MAN I LOVE HIM.
Oh! And (because I couldn't stop reading) this bit too:
EDWARD: So I’m going to eat more cute animals tonight. You know, for your protection.
THIRTEEN YEAR OLD FANGIRLS: THAT IS SO ROMANTIC!
EDWARD: Life is very hard for me because me being with you is incredibly selfish and dangerous and my family doesn’t understand because they have actual logic.
BELLA: You poor thing! I want to comfort you and make all your pain go away!
THIRTEEN YEAR OLD FANGIRLS: THAT IS SO ROMANTIC!
[...]
BELLA: Gosh everything is so intense and I could never cut Edward out of my life because my life is ABOUT him.
THIRTEEN YEAR OLD FANGIRLS: THAT IS SO ROMANTIC!
[...]
EDWARD: NO NO NO I’M A PREDATOR AND I AM SUCKING YOU IN. But don’t be scared I swear not to hurt you ever.
THIRTEEN YEAR OLD FANGIRLS: THAT IS SO ROMANTIC!
There's more, but I've *got* to back away from the computer. Just... are we sure Joss hasn't been replaced by a 13 year old fangirl?
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Date: 2010-10-10 05:09 pm (UTC)I read this, and immediately my mind flashed to
BELLA: Oh hell yes, we’re totally in Romeo and Juliet terms now. AWESOME.
EDWARD: Anyway I get hungry a lot but I don’t like being away from you when I have to suck the blood out of cute animals. I miss you.
THOUSANDS OF THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS: HE’S LIKE THE PERFECT MAN I LOVE HIM.
Oh! And (because I couldn't stop reading) this bit too:
EDWARD: So I’m going to eat more cute animals tonight. You know, for your protection.
THIRTEEN YEAR OLD FANGIRLS: THAT IS SO ROMANTIC!
EDWARD: Life is very hard for me because me being with you is incredibly selfish and dangerous and my family doesn’t understand because they have actual logic.
BELLA: You poor thing! I want to comfort you and make all your pain go away!
THIRTEEN YEAR OLD FANGIRLS: THAT IS SO ROMANTIC!
[...]
BELLA: Gosh everything is so intense and I could never cut Edward out of my life because my life is ABOUT him.
THIRTEEN YEAR OLD FANGIRLS: THAT IS SO ROMANTIC!
[...]
EDWARD: NO NO NO I’M A PREDATOR AND I AM SUCKING YOU IN. But don’t be scared I swear not to hurt you ever.
THIRTEEN YEAR OLD FANGIRLS: THAT IS SO ROMANTIC!
There's more, but I've *got* to back away from the computer. Just... are we sure Joss hasn't been replaced by a 13 year old fangirl?