Amusing myself with Voice Meme

Read all the voice posts on my flist, which were highly entertaining. Then tried it myself and it was not that entertaining, because I had already listened to everyone else's answers and ended up invariably mimicing theirs more or less.

There are some rather funny responses though, my favorites are below:

What do you call throwing toilet paper on a house? a misdemeanor.

What do you call rain falling when the sun is still out? a bloody miracle or run falling when the sun is still out? (it's a sun-shower...although it makes no logical sense, but probably doesn't matter)

What do you call a cart to pick up groceries? a trolly

What do you call an oval shaped spider with extreemly long legs? bloody frightening. (actually after you've seen a tarantula the size of your foot, not so much. Although having had a whole jar of the things dumped on my head when I was a little tyke - I'd go with the bloody frightening. Everyone else calls them Daddy Long-Legs.)

What do you say to a large group of people? (this is a poorly worded question, folks. It should be - what do you call a large group of people when greeting them.) I say, uh, hey, uh hello..guys, everyone. (LOL! Which is exactly the type of answer that question inspires.)

What do you call a carbonated or bubbly beverage? Beer.

Hilarious. I've included my incredibly lame version beneath the cut.

( Voice post )