Reading slump

In a reading slump. But on the bright side, I've written over 400 pages of my new novel in long hand, and 336 typed. Mainly because I like the novel I'm writing better than anything I've tried to read lately.

1. Flirted with and chose, eh, not going there...


a. Joss Whedon Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 12 - Final Season - The Reckoning #1 and Issue #2 (the second review is a video review and I despise video reviews but it was the only one I could find and it gave me a synopsis, I prefer written reviews...I can skim). The comics look horrific. (Of course it's probably worth mentioning that I don't buy the Xander/Dawn pairing, and why they keep breaking up Spike and Buffy off-screen I don't even know, it's lazy short hand writing and urks me, plus my least favorite character in the series next to Andrew is Harmony. I'm not a fan of ditzy dumb fictional characters who get away with hurting people and are treated as lovable clowns. Add to that -- I despised the Fray series, do not like how Whedon continues write Buffy as if she's fifteen, and Jeanty's art does nothing for me.) Making me wonder if I want to bother with anything else Whedon does? Hmmm. Maybe not?


2. This weird book with a great title is on sale for $1.99 at Amazon, will not buy

It involved a modern day woman who accidentally travels to another world during a walk. She goes up a hill and there is… a cemetery? a garden? She meets a super elegant lady who turns out to be a fairy who mind controls her so that she’ll marry and breed with the fairy’s son. The son is an asshole and also turns into a dragon sometimes I think.

She gets pregnant but miscarries when the son (who is maybe a fairy prince?)… throws her down the stairs during a fight or something?

Anyway then there is a crotchety wizard who rescues her and then grudgingly teaches her magic while feeling tortured feelings. At the end, she goes back to her own time, assures her family that she is not dead, and is convinced by her sister that she should go back to the sexily withholding wizard because it’s just like Darcy in Pride and Prejudice. At this point I literally yelled, “Oh my god stop taking romantic advice from 13 year olds and have a talk with your sister about how she should be treated by others!”

But it turns out I am actually a sucker for maladjusted crotchety awkward grumpsters who need you to teach them how to love, so now I really want to read the sequel.

It's called..."The Thinking Woman's Guide to Real Magic" and the synposis on the book is..

Nora Fischer’s dissertation is stalled and her boyfriend is about to marry another woman. During a miserable weekend at a friend’s wedding, Nora wanders off and walks through a portal into a different world where she’s transformed from a drab grad student into a stunning beauty. Before long, she has a set of glamorous new friends and her romance with gorgeous, masterful Raclin is heating up. It’s almost too good to be true.

Then the elegant veneer shatters. Nora’s new fantasy world turns darker, a fairy tale gone incredibly wrong. Making it here will take skills Nora never learned in graduate school. Her only real ally—and a reluctant one at that—is the magician Aruendiel, a grim, reclusive figure with a biting tongue and a shrouded past. And it will take her becoming Aruendiel’s student—and learning magic herself—to survive. When a passage home finally opens, Nora must weigh her “real life” against the dangerous power of love and magic.

Uhm...okay.

Tempting but, I think it would irritate me.

2. Currently trying to read:


A) "The Secret Swan by Shannon Abe" which is dragging. It's a Medieval historical romance, where the hero has been kept prisoner in France for 8 years, he returns home to find that his bride (who he married when she was 15 and he was 18) is now dead, and her cousin is living at his deserted estate in Safere, which is somewhat barren. In reality she's alive, everyone thinks he's dead, and she pretended to die and took her dead cousin's place, because she thinks he just abandoned her. Most of the book is the two characters angsting over each other as they attempt to survive in a plague ridden in England.

Gave up and now attempting..

B) The Hating Game which came highly recommended, and is about two personal/executive assistants to the publisher's in chief at a merged publishing company. The two assistants sit across from each other and hate one another. One is female, one is male. One is five foot (Why are the women always five foot in these books? Oh that's right because 65% of the women in the US are between the heights of 4'5 -5'6. I am Viking who lives with midgets. My father got in trouble with his editor because all the women in his books were tall with long legs. Mainly because all the women he knew were tall with long legs. We're Vikings. Seriously I tower over everyone - well not quite everyone, D is 5'9, MD is 6 foot, and CH is 6'1. Also cubicle mate, a guy is 6'2. Life is good.). Plucky. Prissy. Big Smile. Basically a girly girl. (In contemporary romance novels and chick lit they are all girly. It's annoying. Not all women are into makeup, wearing heels, dresses, and perky.) The guy is of course drop dead goregous, she wishes he was a troll. In reality, he would not be drop-dead goregous. I've seen male assistants to publishers, they look like book nerds. The model types are either actors, bartenders, entertainers, or on Wall Street. Come on, publishing is a low-paying glamour job.
If you are pretty, you can do better.

It's very tropy and somewhat cliche...and I've only made it 10% of the way in. Also the writing is...third grade reading level. The writer has no sense of syntax, and makes weird mistakes.

I don't know why people rated it so highly.

Hmmm.

It is fun in places -- they come up with games to annoy each other -- the two assistants.

C) No Other Gods by Ana Levy Lyons...eh, too frigging preachy. It's basically a Modern Ultra-Liberal Jewish Environmental Activist's take on the Ten Commandments. What's weird -- to me at any rate -- is she's a Unitarian Unversalist Minister at my church, so why all the frigging Judaism? Ugh.

D.) The Theif -- which is okay, but I can't get into it for some reason. I think it is a mood thing.


Oh, bought on sale the latest Illona Andrews novella in the Kate Daniels series -- this one focuses on a villain or former villian, Hugh D'Ambrey, who the writer has decided to attempt to redeem for some reason. I'm curious to see if she can pull it off. He was admittedly the most interesting of her villains. They self-published this one. That's what writers do now, because the publishing industry is far too marketing driven for it's own good.