Jan. 5th, 2019

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1. Now, I'm curious about Bird Box... Netflix is warning people not to hurt themselves by participating in the Bird Box Challenge. Netflix states ..."Please do not harm yourself doing the Bird Box challenge. We have no idea how this happened or got started." Yeah, sure you don't.

Various families blindfolded their family members and themselves and wandered about their homes and neighborhoods with someone video-tapping their antics.

Newscommentator: I just have one question? Who blind-folds their toddler?

People are stupid. But hey, Darwin Awards!!!

2. Dreary, dank, dark and rainy January day. Everything looks dead. And the sky is discolored gray, neither white, nor gray, nor black...just a a gloomy color of dirty white socks in desperate need of laundering. But along my walk, I stumbled across a house fully lit in Christmas lights...hanging icicle lights, pretty rosettes of pointsettas and candy canes, and small evergreen trees. Tasteful, yet pretty. I paused and thanked it for making me smile. A beacon on a gloom filled afternoon.

Me: I had cabin fever, so took a walk. And it rained.
Mother: How can you have cabin fever -- you've been commuting to and from work all week.
Me: eh.
Mother: I've got to get back to scrubbing my bathroom floor.
Me: No, wait -- you shouldn't be scrubbing your bathroom floor -- you have a cleaning lady to do that.
Mother: But it looks horrible -- your father keeps peeing all over it. And due to his medication it is colored blue and green.
Me: Can't you wait for the cleaning lady to come next week -- I'm worried about your back Momma.
Mother: Yes, I worry about it too. But your father won't stop peeing on the floor. And I need to finish since I already started and don't want him to slip and fall.

Gah. I can't do anything. Dammit.

3. Finished the first half of S1 Manifest -- and...ugh. It's not horrible. But it falls down the slippery slope of boring government conspiracy thrillers. The series is at it's best when it focuses on the the difficulties of the passengers re-acclimating to their lives after being dead for five years. And how the various people who mourned them are dealing with their return. It's a lot easier to mourn someone than it is to welcome someone back after five years of being gone from it.

My difficulty with it -- is several of the characters who mourned the passengers and are tasked with welcoming them back are falling down on the job. Not only that, but they are a tad on the whiny self-absorbed side of the fence.

"Oh, how dare you pop up alive and well and disrupt the ordinary and somewhat dull course of my existence!!"

Me: Seriously, get over thy precious self, stop whining, and take charge of your life. Also show a little empathy for the person who lost five years of their life. What they are going through is a heck of a lot worse than just mourning someone who, whoops, isn't dead after-all.


4. Finished X-men: Exterminated by Ed Brisson and Pepe Larraz (who's art is stellar). It was better than expected and managed to successfully resolve the time-displaced X-men story-arc, while at the same time not entirely negating the character development. Jean memory locks the group until the time loop circles in on itself or complete's itself, and their adult counterparts inherit their memories -- ensuring the defeat of the villains. Also a result -- of the conclusion of the arc is the resurrection/return of a long-dead character -- the adult version of Cyclops.

In short via this series the writers have managed to reboot the X-men, after regulating them to a dark and irritating existence to give center stage to the Inhumans. I'm so happy the Inhumans limited series tanked.
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Update...

ME: Did you survive cleaning your bathroom?
Mother: Yes, I decided it wasn't going to work being on my hands and knees scrubbing. So I got a rag and pushed it around with my foot. That seemed to work for the most part.
Me: Next time, get a swiffer mop -- I own one, and use that. (Albeit haven't done it yet.)
Mother: I think my cleaning lady uses that.
Me: Because she's smart. Look if you end up in the hospital -- I'm going to hire my brother to kill my father.

My mother thought this was hilarious and shared it with my father. Who wasn't quite as appreciative or amused.

"Yes," she said in the background, "your daughter has decided it is all your fault".

Sigh.

Watching Paddington 2 on HBO, because I wanted to watch something fun that didn't make me want to kill people, which both Riverdale, Manifest, and Little Drummer Girl sort of did. I've apparently lost patience with evil villains in television series that aren't entertaining -- just kill them already. One bullet to the brain. Gone. We move on.
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1. Finished Paddington 2 -- which was adorable, even the villain was adorable. We need more adorable movies with fun British Character Actors playing all the roles. It was the perfect antidote.

2. Hee... Movie Trope Meme Shows Us what is Wrong with Movies -- you can thank yourlibrarian for the link.

I have to admit I don't like lazy movie tropes either. Meg Ryan movies had a lot of them for some reason.

Actually one of the reasons I adore some of John Cuzack's films is he makes fun of them. Grosse Point Blank made fun of the high school reunion bit in films. So too did The Middlemen series.

Examples:

Hello, I'm an programmer in a movie. I'm white, male, and conspicuously nerdy, and everything I code works on the first try. I'm the Best Coder because I'm a fast typist, and I type extra fast in programming emergencies. I never Google error messages. There are no error messages.

Sigh. And also can hack into anything without any issues.

Apparently The lazy Movie trope meme goes on and on via Twitter. Twitter and social media is doing a better job of critiquing culture than well professional critics are. Much to their considerable chagrin. And they are having a field day exploding movie tropes and stereotypes...some of which are rather sad.

Here's the response to the tweet that set the meme off

And Here's the original one about the professor.

And they say Twitter has nothing interesting to offer the world.

2. I opened a window, was frigging boiling in my apartment. Now I'm freezing. So will have to shut it. Also started watching the Greatest Showman on HBO...because, "Hugh Jackman" and it has some great musical numbers...mainly because..."Hugh Jackman".

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