Groundhog Day
Feb. 2nd, 2016 08:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shadowkatIn NY...the Good News, the Groundhog predicted an early spring. The bad news? Apparently it's a brand new groundhog, because last year, New York City's esteemed Mayor dropped the groundhog on his head, and he expired. The Zoo covered it up and we didn't learn about it until today.
Lando: The new groundhog caved to political pressure.
Me: Or global warming.
And hey, the new groundhog is female. They won't let the Mayor touch her, though. Considering he killed the last one.
It's gotten dangerous being a groundhog -- you have to deal with clumsy politicians who could drop you on your head.
Lando: The new groundhog caved to political pressure.
Me: Or global warming.
And hey, the new groundhog is female. They won't let the Mayor touch her, though. Considering he killed the last one.
It's gotten dangerous being a groundhog -- you have to deal with clumsy politicians who could drop you on your head.
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Date: 2016-02-04 01:14 am (UTC)(Although I'm not sure what Philly, DC, and North Carolina did to deserve it.)