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Jan. 5th, 2019 08:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shadowkatUpdate...
ME: Did you survive cleaning your bathroom?
Mother: Yes, I decided it wasn't going to work being on my hands and knees scrubbing. So I got a rag and pushed it around with my foot. That seemed to work for the most part.
Me: Next time, get a swiffer mop -- I own one, and use that. (Albeit haven't done it yet.)
Mother: I think my cleaning lady uses that.
Me: Because she's smart. Look if you end up in the hospital -- I'm going to hire my brother to kill my father.
My mother thought this was hilarious and shared it with my father. Who wasn't quite as appreciative or amused.
"Yes," she said in the background, "your daughter has decided it is all your fault".
Sigh.
Watching Paddington 2 on HBO, because I wanted to watch something fun that didn't make me want to kill people, which both Riverdale, Manifest, and Little Drummer Girl sort of did. I've apparently lost patience with evil villains in television series that aren't entertaining -- just kill them already. One bullet to the brain. Gone. We move on.
ME: Did you survive cleaning your bathroom?
Mother: Yes, I decided it wasn't going to work being on my hands and knees scrubbing. So I got a rag and pushed it around with my foot. That seemed to work for the most part.
Me: Next time, get a swiffer mop -- I own one, and use that. (Albeit haven't done it yet.)
Mother: I think my cleaning lady uses that.
Me: Because she's smart. Look if you end up in the hospital -- I'm going to hire my brother to kill my father.
My mother thought this was hilarious and shared it with my father. Who wasn't quite as appreciative or amused.
"Yes," she said in the background, "your daughter has decided it is all your fault".
Sigh.
Watching Paddington 2 on HBO, because I wanted to watch something fun that didn't make me want to kill people, which both Riverdale, Manifest, and Little Drummer Girl sort of did. I've apparently lost patience with evil villains in television series that aren't entertaining -- just kill them already. One bullet to the brain. Gone. We move on.
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Date: 2019-01-06 03:13 am (UTC)Stubborn mother.
Paddington 2 was adorable by the way - even the villain was adorable. I left it feeling much better. Now watching the Greatest Showman (again) because..Hugh Jackman!