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Jul. 16th, 2019 09:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shadowkat1. So, found out tonight via super's wife and sign, that the gas is out in my building due to a leaking pipe in the basement.
Super's Wife: Here's a hot pad for you to cook on until the gas is restored.
Me:When will that be? Next week?
Super's Wife: Between you and me? Maybe not for about 3-6 months.
Me: WHAT?
Super's Wife: and that's not the worst of it, the dryers aren't working in the basement because of this. The washers are for now. And we may not have hot water due to a problem with boiler -- which needs gas to light and...
Me: We have hot water right?
Super's wife: For now.
Me: 3 to 6 months to fix???
Super's Wife: Plumber came today and said it is a big job, we have to fix pipes in basement and throughout the building -
Super: What are you doing? Why are you telling her all this?
Super's Wife: She asked me.
Super: We know nothing. Don't tell them this!
I walk back into my apartment with my hot pad. And notice no hot water is running from my sink. Fuck. Oh, well, could be worse -- I could have a husband and a kid, and two dogs...which the people below me have. Or it could be the electricity.
Considering I just signed a two-year lease. Every time I do this - something crazy happens.
Sigh. With all the crap going on at work and now this...I'm considering running away from home or New York. Permanently.
I go on vacation to Martha's Vineyard on Thursday to visit a friend. I may not return. I may just stay there.
2. Finished book -- it had too much sex, not enough plot, and I was annoyed because it had potential.
I don't know what I expected. The plot was basically a Duke falls for his Tenant Farmer's Niece, but struggles with whether he can marry her -- because hello, Tenant Farmer's Niece, and he feels he has a responsibility to his father's legacy.
(This isn't really a spoiler. It's a romance novel. Not a historical novel by Thomas Hardy, the guy who wrote Tess of D'Ubervilles. Of course he marries the tenant farmer's niece, after his mother talks him into it and that his father would be proud.)
Started new book, which takes itself far less seriously and as a result is far more enjoyable -- also less sex and more fun dialogue and humor. It's also a historical romance, but I'm guessing the Victorian Period -- since the heroine sets clocks and is a time-keeper, and mentions telescopes and chrometers, and was born on a merchant frigate. Note that they didn't necessarily have clocks back in the 1700s or telescopes, but somehow I doubt this advanced.
The hero is inheriting a Dukedom too, but he doesn't care about it, has no interest in obtaining a wife, refuses to have an heir -- and is a bit of a playboy, struggling to raise two wards who he inherited from a previous set of relatives that died.
It's rather funny in places. He needs a governess. The heroine turns him down since she is a timekeeper, but unfortunately she is late to catch the coach to Greenwhich, and decides to try the ferry -- even though she is currently phobic when it comes to boats. She figures she's being silly and to try -- but has a panic attack and jumps off, only to land in the Thames. And lose her ledger and time-keeping device -- which means her livelihood. She has to start all over. Being a rather resourceful heroine, she goes to back to the hero's house, soaking wet no less, and agrees to be his governess for the exorbitant sum of 5 pounds a week, and 200 pounds upon the wards movement to boarding school -- this is the 1800s, so apparently that was a lot back then? Also the ability to use the hero's telescope to look at the stars. The hero, who is rather taken with her -- even though she is rather short in stature, and he is rather tall (I don't see why that would be an issue, most tall men I know marry short women with the exception of my father and my mother's sister's husband),
agrees. He also gives her his top-coat, because she's soaking wet and shivering -- even though it is June. He thinks it must be raining, until after she leaves and he realizes, wait, it isn't raining and there is no sign of rain and it hasn't rained all day.
LOL!
Ah, I like this. It makes me laugh. And requires little concentration. Perfect travel reading material. I'd give you the title and author, but frankly I can't remember what they are at the moment.
Super's Wife: Here's a hot pad for you to cook on until the gas is restored.
Me:When will that be? Next week?
Super's Wife: Between you and me? Maybe not for about 3-6 months.
Me: WHAT?
Super's Wife: and that's not the worst of it, the dryers aren't working in the basement because of this. The washers are for now. And we may not have hot water due to a problem with boiler -- which needs gas to light and...
Me: We have hot water right?
Super's wife: For now.
Me: 3 to 6 months to fix???
Super's Wife: Plumber came today and said it is a big job, we have to fix pipes in basement and throughout the building -
Super: What are you doing? Why are you telling her all this?
Super's Wife: She asked me.
Super: We know nothing. Don't tell them this!
I walk back into my apartment with my hot pad. And notice no hot water is running from my sink. Fuck. Oh, well, could be worse -- I could have a husband and a kid, and two dogs...which the people below me have. Or it could be the electricity.
Considering I just signed a two-year lease. Every time I do this - something crazy happens.
Sigh. With all the crap going on at work and now this...I'm considering running away from home or New York. Permanently.
I go on vacation to Martha's Vineyard on Thursday to visit a friend. I may not return. I may just stay there.
2. Finished book -- it had too much sex, not enough plot, and I was annoyed because it had potential.
I don't know what I expected. The plot was basically a Duke falls for his Tenant Farmer's Niece, but struggles with whether he can marry her -- because hello, Tenant Farmer's Niece, and he feels he has a responsibility to his father's legacy.
(This isn't really a spoiler. It's a romance novel. Not a historical novel by Thomas Hardy, the guy who wrote Tess of D'Ubervilles. Of course he marries the tenant farmer's niece, after his mother talks him into it and that his father would be proud.)
Started new book, which takes itself far less seriously and as a result is far more enjoyable -- also less sex and more fun dialogue and humor. It's also a historical romance, but I'm guessing the Victorian Period -- since the heroine sets clocks and is a time-keeper, and mentions telescopes and chrometers, and was born on a merchant frigate. Note that they didn't necessarily have clocks back in the 1700s or telescopes, but somehow I doubt this advanced.
The hero is inheriting a Dukedom too, but he doesn't care about it, has no interest in obtaining a wife, refuses to have an heir -- and is a bit of a playboy, struggling to raise two wards who he inherited from a previous set of relatives that died.
It's rather funny in places. He needs a governess. The heroine turns him down since she is a timekeeper, but unfortunately she is late to catch the coach to Greenwhich, and decides to try the ferry -- even though she is currently phobic when it comes to boats. She figures she's being silly and to try -- but has a panic attack and jumps off, only to land in the Thames. And lose her ledger and time-keeping device -- which means her livelihood. She has to start all over. Being a rather resourceful heroine, she goes to back to the hero's house, soaking wet no less, and agrees to be his governess for the exorbitant sum of 5 pounds a week, and 200 pounds upon the wards movement to boarding school -- this is the 1800s, so apparently that was a lot back then? Also the ability to use the hero's telescope to look at the stars. The hero, who is rather taken with her -- even though she is rather short in stature, and he is rather tall (I don't see why that would be an issue, most tall men I know marry short women with the exception of my father and my mother's sister's husband),
agrees. He also gives her his top-coat, because she's soaking wet and shivering -- even though it is June. He thinks it must be raining, until after she leaves and he realizes, wait, it isn't raining and there is no sign of rain and it hasn't rained all day.
LOL!
Ah, I like this. It makes me laugh. And requires little concentration. Perfect travel reading material. I'd give you the title and author, but frankly I can't remember what they are at the moment.
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Date: 2019-07-17 12:40 pm (UTC)Perfect plot for a typical historical Romance novel or a really off-color joke (or both!)
So sorry about the gas situation. I hope it gets sorted out a lot faser than the Super's wife thinks it might take.
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Date: 2019-07-17 01:41 pm (UTC)Yeah, it was a perfect plot, but handled so poorly. There was perfect opportunity to have fun with it. Instead the writer just had them have sex a lot or think about sex a lot, and go to balls or play with kids at the orphanage...or whine about their situation. IT was boring.
Hoping the same. She does tend to exaggerate situations -- which I get, I do that. And rambles, often saying whatever she's worried about. I think the plumber, wanting a lot of money, may have exaggerated the job as well. What happened was there was a gas leak in a pipe in the basement apartment. So they checked and turned off the gas in the entire building, locked all meters and put up a notice. Then bought hot pads for all the tenants, as a stop-gap measure until resolved. With any luck it will take a couple of weeks to fix, tops.