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Management: To reward you all for coming in today, coffee and donuts in the kitchen.

Me: how exactly is this an reward? Can't bloody well have either, can I? (well not without getting a bad case of the trots and shakes and jitters...at any rate).

Sigh.

Management: Leaving you with this quote -"Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and
let each new year find you a better person. ~Benjamin Franklin"

Co-worker: Vices? What Vices?

Me: Coffee and Donuts.