The continuing sage of my book - aka The pitfalls of self-publishing

So, after ordering 15 copies of my recently published book, my dear old mom gives me a call.

Mom: I'm reading your book, I've forgotten how amazing a writer you are.
Me: Thanks, Mom! (seriously if your own mother doesn't like your writing, who will? Particularly my mother who is insanely well read, a huge book critic, and has a background leading book discussion groups going back to the Great Books Foundation.)

Mom: Where's your author bio?
Me: It's not in the book?
Mom: No
Me: Okay, that's odd, I told them to put it in the interior. Does it matter?
Mom: Well, I think it does...but well, maybe you can live without it...I don't know. It's just more professional with it. And it's a great bio.

Several hours later..during my lunch hour:
( amongst other things, fixing the author bio problem with CreateSpace )

So...book is delayed. If you want to buy it (and I really really hope you do -- not only that but love it enough to write a review), you may want to wait a few weeks. And the word blond may be misspelled in one sentence. I blame my attempts to learn French, it inspired me to put e's on the ends of dozens of words.

This has definitely been a learning experience.