Made Up Meme

Twenty Question Meme:

1. Provide a poem or quote that cheers you up when you get the February Uglies?

Resumé
By Dorothy Parker
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

2. If you were someone in a past life, who would it be?

Yes, there are days that I too wonder if I was Dorothy Parker in a past life. My guess, is I got all my debauchery out of the way as Dorothy, and don't need to do anything of it now? But for some reason still have a thing for NYC.

3. Name books that have NOT been adapted into films or television shows that if you could waive a magic wand they would be. And if you know, who you'd cast in them.
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