Social clubs.
May. 24th, 2006 08:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shadowkatFound this on singles meet-up board.
"Would you like to be considered for membership in The Social Salon?
The Social Salon only accepts singles looking for a committed relationship or marriage. Each person has been carefully screened so when you enter the club you are assured you will meet attractive, intelligent, high-quality people with similar goals, shared values and interests. The Salon will meet once a week at a comfortable, intimate location with soft music and a full bar.
We are having a preliminary party on June 22nd to introduce prospective members to one another. The gentlemen (35-55) are well educated, successful and looking to meet that special someone. These are some of Manhattan's most desirable bachelors. Having earned success in their chosen fields, they are now ready to embrace the excitement of meeting quality women. They are ready for commitment.
We will arrange a phone interview, and if we agree to move forward we will invite you to meet with us before the party for further screening.
If you’d like to be considered for membership, please fill in the questionnaire below and submit it with a recent photo taken within the last 6 months to TheSocialSalon@yahoo.com.
Name:
Phone:
Age: (we will be requesting ID at the event)
Occupation:
Describe your overall look.
What are your two favorite hobbies?
Why are you interested in attending this event?
Describe the type of person you are. Be original!
Describe the type of person you'd like to meet."
Tempted to post the following response: "Don't suppose anyone would be interested in starting a social club for down-to-earth people who don't think they are god's gift to the universe?"
"Would you like to be considered for membership in The Social Salon?
The Social Salon only accepts singles looking for a committed relationship or marriage. Each person has been carefully screened so when you enter the club you are assured you will meet attractive, intelligent, high-quality people with similar goals, shared values and interests. The Salon will meet once a week at a comfortable, intimate location with soft music and a full bar.
We are having a preliminary party on June 22nd to introduce prospective members to one another. The gentlemen (35-55) are well educated, successful and looking to meet that special someone. These are some of Manhattan's most desirable bachelors. Having earned success in their chosen fields, they are now ready to embrace the excitement of meeting quality women. They are ready for commitment.
We will arrange a phone interview, and if we agree to move forward we will invite you to meet with us before the party for further screening.
If you’d like to be considered for membership, please fill in the questionnaire below and submit it with a recent photo taken within the last 6 months to TheSocialSalon@yahoo.com.
Name:
Phone:
Age: (we will be requesting ID at the event)
Occupation:
Describe your overall look.
What are your two favorite hobbies?
Why are you interested in attending this event?
Describe the type of person you are. Be original!
Describe the type of person you'd like to meet."
Tempted to post the following response: "Don't suppose anyone would be interested in starting a social club for down-to-earth people who don't think they are god's gift to the universe?"
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Date: 2006-05-24 01:53 pm (UTC)That kind of thing would turn me off immediately. I'm too much of a jeans-and-t-shirts, watch some Buffy videos and each Cheetos kind of gal.
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Date: 2006-05-24 04:05 pm (UTC)Yeah, I'm with you. Jeans, t-shirt, comfortable clothes, no heels (don't need them, so why bother?), watch Buffy, read Dresden, and eat
popcorn.
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Date: 2006-05-24 04:09 pm (UTC)