Writer's Block: Freaky Friday

[shadowkat]

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Pee. Seriously, I would pee. Men can pee anywhere. Women, not so much.

Remember my bro and I being told to go pee off the side of the boat, guess who almost fell overboard and had to use a bucket?

Comments

[ann1962]

Best answer ever, and so true.

When I was a kid, the boys in the neighbourhood used to spell their names in the snow with pee. LOL Marking territory I guess!

[shadowkat67.livejournal.com]

Hee, they did that in college too. I always envied my brother, father and boyfriends on cross-country drives or camping trips - they could just go over, and pee, no problemo. And that whole scene in Ulysses, where Stephen Dedalus and Leopold Bloom are doing a pissing contest - I remember my Senior Seminar prof in college drawing a chart on the board explaining the metaphorical meaning of their arcs which are described in graphic detail in the book. Oddly I remember that chart better than the book.

That ability to pee is really the only thing that I envy, well that and not having monthly periods (but apparently they have their own hormonal issues which I really don't want to deal with.).

[cakmpls.livejournal.com]

That would be my answer, too. I wouldn't do anything differently than I usually do except try out that pointing-and-peeing deal.