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Apr. 28th, 2013 08:26 pmWatching tonight's "OUAT", entitled "The Evil Queen", and it is hilarious in places..
Regina (after killing an entire village): Why don't they love me?
Rumple: Well, you did just burn an entire village.
Regina: Once I kill Snow...they'll see how kind I can be.
Rumple: Through the burning embers of their homes?
Regina: That's her fault. Snow's the villain, I'm not. They'll see that after she's dead.
Rumple: No, they'll just fear you, they'll never love you. You are the Evil Queen.
Regina: How can you say that! I'm not the evil, she is.
Sigh. How delusional can a character be?
Of course this is a woman who has a picture of dragonflies on her wall.
Later...to Henry.
Regina: See they've been lying to you about the magic beans. They'll take you and me back to the Enchanted Forest and I can show you that I'm a hero!
Henry: Isn't Enchanted Forest destroyed? And maybe they didn't mean to lie to you, they are just waiting to tell us?
Regina: No, no they don't want me to come. Plus...There's a fail safe, we escape to the Enchanted Forest, I pull the fail safe on the curse and it will be as if it never happened. And we can escape it, you and I. I'll be your hero!
Henry: What will happen to Storybrook?
Regina: It will disappear.
Henry: And everyone who lives here?
Regina: Everyone will die. And I can be the hero!
Henry: No, if you kill everyone that would make you the villain.
So she erases his memory. Because ooopsie, that didn't work.
Regina (after killing an entire village): Why don't they love me?
Rumple: Well, you did just burn an entire village.
Regina: Once I kill Snow...they'll see how kind I can be.
Rumple: Through the burning embers of their homes?
Regina: That's her fault. Snow's the villain, I'm not. They'll see that after she's dead.
Rumple: No, they'll just fear you, they'll never love you. You are the Evil Queen.
Regina: How can you say that! I'm not the evil, she is.
Sigh. How delusional can a character be?
Of course this is a woman who has a picture of dragonflies on her wall.
Later...to Henry.
Regina: See they've been lying to you about the magic beans. They'll take you and me back to the Enchanted Forest and I can show you that I'm a hero!
Henry: Isn't Enchanted Forest destroyed? And maybe they didn't mean to lie to you, they are just waiting to tell us?
Regina: No, no they don't want me to come. Plus...There's a fail safe, we escape to the Enchanted Forest, I pull the fail safe on the curse and it will be as if it never happened. And we can escape it, you and I. I'll be your hero!
Henry: What will happen to Storybrook?
Regina: It will disappear.
Henry: And everyone who lives here?
Regina: Everyone will die. And I can be the hero!
Henry: No, if you kill everyone that would make you the villain.
So she erases his memory. Because ooopsie, that didn't work.
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Date: 2013-04-29 02:51 am (UTC)I finally caught up on Glee... and I fast forwarded through most of the songs. The only one I really loved was 'Everything was Beautiful at the Ballet'... and I guess occasionally loving one song is enough to make me keep watching it (or fast forwarding through it... whatever).
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Date: 2013-04-29 10:06 pm (UTC)Yet oddly hilarious. It's too absurd to take seriously. I loved the interactions. Talk about dense as a rock. No one can be that delusional.
And the writers appear to realize this - that dialogue was clearly written with tongue firmly planted in cheek.
Although...I was admittedly thinking halfway through...okay, Regina's out of her gorge, can we kill her now - please? Find a more interesting villain...eh enter Hook, Owen and Tamara, who are not only more interesting but appear to actually be somewhat bright and not delusional.
Agree on Glee...I stuck with it, because I knew they were going to do one of my favorite Songs from a Chorus line - "at the ballet", and they didn't do the song the way I thought they would, which was refreshing. Apparently Sarah Jessica Parker can sing. Who knew?
The rest of it...sigh. And the songs..okay, I did like their version of "We Will Rock You" - Queen, but that's just because I have a weakness for Queen.
And while I like "You've Lost that Loving Feeling" - Sam doesn't have the voice for it. Rest of it, not memorable.
Jane Lynch's number from Annie - Little Girls wasn't bad, Jane Lynch can also sing apparently.
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Date: 2013-04-29 11:47 pm (UTC)And I think I read that Jane Lynch was going to be on Broadway in 'Annie' playing Miss Hannigan (I'm sure she'll be hilarious).
I am a sucker for show tunes.
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Date: 2013-04-29 09:59 pm (UTC)Maybe being captured and potentially tortured by the Evil Tamara (who actually seems more logical as does Owen for that matter) will give her a change of heart?
I don't know. After this episode it's hard to see the character as salvageable. I was thinking during the episode, okay, this has got to be the worst drawn character in this series, can we kill her now, please?
Either that or write her better.
Regina: I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Oh well, at least the actress appears to be having fun with it - she sneers very well. Lots of teeth.
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Date: 2013-04-29 10:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-04-29 10:18 pm (UTC)Barbara Hershey's role as Cora oddly, had more depth. Again, saying something.
They have to do a better job. Because she's right now either comic-relief (I'm sorry I can't take her seriously at this point) or just plain annoying. (Unless of course you are a heterosexual male with the hots for the character, I do not know if she appeals to lesbians or not.
But she definitely appeals to heterosexual males...that I've discovered.)
And she's only comic relief if paired with either Henry or Rumple.
One tv critic ( a heterosexual male) blew my mind - he said she's amazing and steals the show with her bile. And her scene with Henry is chilling. I saw it and I thought, sorry, chilling doesn't come to mind, ludicrious maybe? And ridiculous. (Seriously is the critic thinking with his gonads or is he smoking something? I do wonder about people sometimes.)
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Date: 2013-04-29 10:31 pm (UTC)And I agree entirely with you. I thought that scene with Henry was a fantasy sequence that existed entirely in her head until she erased Henry's memory. It was just too ludicrous to be believed. I AM sort of glad she did erase Henry's memory of it because that would scare the shit out of a kid (and maybe that's why it's Just So Ludicrous). I wouldn't approve of the memory-erase if it were an adult.
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Date: 2013-04-29 10:40 pm (UTC)Agreed...I was sort of happy with the memory wipe as well, because her speech to Henry made no sense. Yet...how is it Henry remembered the bit about the magic beans and portals? Yet not that anyone lied to him about it? Did she just not do a complete wipe?
And why???