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1. I really need to stop strolling the internet (ie. social media) whenever I get antsy or bored. I find weird stuff.

Boyfriend decides to learn girlfriend's native language, and after two months tells her that her pronouciation and grasp on it is rusty, and she needs to relearn it, she doesn't know what to do because he refuses to let it go.

This was posted on reddit, and tweeted by Courtney Milan, a romance novelist (and former attorney, current social media activist. (Social Media Activist are people who fight for social justice solely on social media. And possibly in their romance novels...)

Apparently the language is JAPANESE. And he's learning it through an app, and has decided that native speakers are wrong. (LMAO! The berk. Wait is berk a word or am I channeling Joss Whedon again? This is what happens when you watch a tv show one too many times, the slang becomes embedded in your personal lexicon.)

Reddit and Milan's reader's advice? Run don't walk away from the idiot.

LOL! I shouldn't find this funny but I do. And I thought I was romantically challenged.

2. And continuing on this theme of absurdity -- the Kensignton FB page had someone post -- "Are there any younger people (say 8-13 yrs old) in this group? After all that millennial talk from this past weekend, I was thinking it would be cool to organize a meet up, perhaps an evening out for drinks, so we can meet each other and build a sense of community, that exists offline lol." This is above a picture of two young children, one (a young girl) guzzling a bottle of gin and the other (a young boy) smoking.

I found it funny -- because it is absurd.

3. What did your parents almost name you? (Found on Twitter)

Mark Christopher (which I'm partial to actually, and would not have been adverse to in the least), my brother was going to be Sharon Kay.

4. NPR decides to post a list of 100 Favorite Funny Books because we all need to laugh a bit more

(Isn't that the truth?)

[They organized by categories, I copied the list for a meme, bold what you read, italicize what you didn't finish, or own. The list was determined by a summer reader's poll. Which they do every year for a different genre category.]

1. Born A Crime - Stories from a South African Childhood - by Trevor Noah
2. Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas -A Savage Journey To The Heart Of The American Dream - by Hunter S. Thompson
3. Bossypants by Tina Fey
4. Reading Ti - Funny In Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America by Firoozeh Dumas
5. I Feel Bad About My Neck - And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman by Nora Ephron
6. Wishful Drinking by Carrie Fisher
7. Let's Pretend This Never Happened - A Mostly True Memoir -by Jenny Lawson
8. Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns) by Mindy Kaling
9. My Life As a Goddess -- A Memoir Through (Un)popular Culture by Guy Branum
10. Priestdaddy by Patricia Lockwood
11. Running With Scissors - A Memoir - by Augusten Burroughs
12. Life Among The Savages by Shirley Jackson
13. The Last Black Unicorn by Tiffany Haddish
14. Ayoade On Ayoade -A Cinematic Odyssey by Richard Ayoade
15. Yes Please by Amy Poehler
16. I Was Told There'd Be Cake by Sloane Crosley
17. Me Talk Pretty One Day - by David Sedaris
18. Assassination Vacation by Sarah Vowell
19. Half Empty by David Rakoff
20. Cool, Calm, And Contentious by Merrill Markoe
21. We Are Never Meeting in Real Life - Essays - by Samantha Irby
22. If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries What Am I Doing In The Pits by Erma Bombeck
23. You Can't Touch My Hair And Other Things I Still Have to Explain -by Phoebe Robinson
24. I Can't Date Jesus - Love, Sex, Family, Race, and Other Reasons I've Put My Faith in Beyonce by Michael Arceneaux
25.The Awkward Thoughts Of W. Kamau Bell
Tales of a 6' 4, African American, Heterosexual, Cisgender, Left-Leaning, Asthmatic, Black and Proud Blerd, Mama's Boy, Dad, and Stand-Up Comedian by W. Kamau Bell [Okay is it just me or do these essays and memoirs have VERY long titles? And look a wee bit whiny/snark? Hmm...which granted is my sense of humor, so I may want to try them.]
26. One Day We'll All Be Dead And None Of This Will Matter by Scaachi Koul
27. So Sad Today - Personal Essays by Melissa Broder
28. The Fran Lebowitz Reader by Fran Lebowitz
29. The Misadventures Of Awkward Black Girl by Issa Rae
30.Vacationland -True Stories from Painful Beaches by John Hodgman
31. You'll Grow Out of It by Jesi Klein
32. Nimona by Noelle Stevenson -- the art is making hard for me to get into.
33. Hark! a Vagrant by Kate Beaton mildly funny but not memorable, again art...sigh.
34. Almost Completely Baxter New and Selected Blurtings by Glen Baxter and Marlin Canasteen
37. The Complete Far Side by Gary Larson
38. Can't We Talk About Something More Pleasant? A Memoir by Roz Chast
39. The Great Outdoor Fight - by Chris Onstad
40. Woman World by Aminder Dhaliwal
41. Hyperbole And A Half Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened - by Allie Brosh
42. The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl (Comics) by Ryan North and Erica Henderson
43. The Essential Calvin And Hobbes -A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury -by Bill Watterson
44. Trust No Aunty by Maria Qamar
45. Bridget Jones's Diary by Helen Fielding
46 A Confederacy Of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole - I didn't find it funny, but all these other people did.
47. Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
48. French Exit by Patrick Dewitt
49. Crazy Rich Asians by Kevin Kwan
50. Dear Committee Members by Julie Schumacher
51. High Fidelity by Nick Hornby
52. The Princess Bride S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure by William Goldman (I'd agree with their assessment, the book is actually a lot better than the movie -- it's funnier.)
53. Heartburn by Nora Ephron
54. Big Trouble by Dave Barry
55. In God We Trust All Others Pay Cash by Jean Shepherd (Think "A Christmas Story"")
57. Lamb - The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore -- reminded me of Good Omens, but I think Good Omens is actually better?
58. Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins
59 Daisy Fay And The Miracle Man by Fannie Flagg - I read this, don't remember it but read it.
60. Less by Andrew Sean Greer
61. The Sellout by Paul Beatty
62. Made for Love by Alissa Nutting
63, My Sister, the Serial Killer by Oyinkan Braithwaite
64. The World According to Garp by John Irving -- I tried, but it didn't help that I saw the movie first.
65. Nobody's Fool by Richard Russo - I can't remember if I read it or just saw the movie?
66. Skinny Dip by Carl Hiaasen -- went on a Carl Hiaasen kick a while back. (What no, Elmore Leonard? I'd have put Get Shorty on that list before Skinny Dip.)
67. The Wangs Vs. the World by Jade Chang
66. Equal Rites - Discworld (Series) -A Discworld Novel -by Terry Pratchett
67. The Tough Guide To Fantasyland by Diana Wynne Jones
68. To Say Nothing of the Dog by Connie Willis -- could not get through it. Preferred Bellweather.
69. The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (Series) by Douglas Adams

70. The Eyre Affair
Thursday Next (Series)by Jasper Fforde

71 A Walk In The Woods
Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail by Bill Bryson
-- I loved this.
72. How To Weep In Public Feeble Offerings on Depression from One Who Knows by Jacqueline Novak
73. The New Joys Of Yiddish by Leo Rosten and Lawrence Bush
74. Shrill Notes from a Loud Woman by Lindy West
75. How To Be A Woman by Caitlin Moran
76. Stiff - The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers by Mary Roach
77. Sal & Gabi Break the Universe by Carlos Hernandez
78. Sideways Stories from Wayside School by Louis Sachar
79. The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster and Jules Feiffer
80. Angus, Thongs And Full-Frontal Snogging
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson by Louise Rennison
81. The Stinky Cheese Man And Other Fairly Stupid Tales by Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith
82. Where The Sidewalk Ends
The Poems and Drawings of Shel Silverstein

83. Archy And Mehitabel by Don Marquis
82. The Best Of Ogden Nash by Ogden Nash and Linell Nash Smith
83. Aristophanes - Clouds by Aristophanes -- Don't remember but did read over thirty years ago.
84. Jeeves And Wooster (Series) by P. G. Wodehouse -- hilarious. I even saw the musical (not as funny) and the series (somewhat as funny, with Hugh Laurie as Bernie Wooster and Stephen Fry as Jeeves) but seriously just read the books. I have them all.
85. Candide by Voltaire - in French and English, mostly in French. And saw the opera (not as good).
86. Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons (not sure if I read this or just saw the movie? Was there a movie?)
87. Pride And Prejudice by Jane Austen
88. Roughing It by Mark Twain (one of the few Twain's I haven't read).
89 Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde
90. The Loved One - An Anglo-American Tragedy by Evelyn Waugh
91. Lucky Jim by Kingsley Amis
92. The Portable Dorothy Parker by Dorothy Parker and Marion Meade (I rather love her poem on suicide.)
93. Three Men in a Boat; Three Men on the Bummel
Three Men In A Boat (To Say Nothing Of The Dog) by Jerome K. Jerome and Geoffrey Harvey
94. The Pursuit Of Love by Nancy Mitford
95. My Life and Hard Times by James Thurber
96. The Benchley Roundup by Robert Benchley and Nathaniel Benchley
97. Texts From Jane Eyre
And Other Conversations with Your Favorite Literary Characters by Daniel Mallory Ortberg
98. Tenth of December "Victory Lap" by George Saunders
99. Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

I can't find the 100th, unless I miscounted, we've already established in a prior post that I can't count to save my life.

Oh well...you add a 100 book.

Date: 2019-09-07 07:18 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] petzipellepingo
Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons (not sure if I read this or just saw the movie? Was there a movie?)

Yes, there was.

They left off the very funny S. J. Perelman .

Date: 2019-09-07 10:57 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] oursin
Berk is indeed a word: the derivation is from Cockney rhyming slang. It is, on the whole, more acceptable in company (depending on the company) than the term it is rhyming slang for.

Date: 2019-09-07 03:44 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] wpadmirer
1. Born A Crime - Stories from a South African Childhood - by Trevor Noah
2. Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas -A Savage Journey To The Heart Of The American Dream - by Hunter S. Thompson
3. Bossypants by Tina Fey

4. Reading Ti - Funny In Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America by Firoozeh Dumas
5. I Feel Bad About My Neck - And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman by Nora Ephron
6. Wishful Drinking by Carrie Fisher
7. Let's Pretend This Never Happened - A Mostly True Memoir -by Jenny Lawson
8. Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns) by Mindy Kaling
9. My Life As a Goddess -- A Memoir Through (Un)popular Culture by Guy Branum
10. Priestdaddy by Patricia Lockwood
11. Running With Scissors - A Memoir - by Augusten Burroughs
12. Life Among The Savages by Shirley Jackson
13. The Last Black Unicorn by Tiffany Haddish
14. Ayoade On Ayoade -A Cinematic Odyssey by Richard Ayoade
15. Yes Please by Amy Poehler
16. I Was Told There'd Be Cake by Sloane Crosley
17. Me Talk Pretty One Day - by David Sedaris

18. Assassination Vacation by Sarah Vowell
19. Half Empty by David Rakoff
20. Cool, Calm, And Contentious by Merrill Markoe
21. We Are Never Meeting in Real Life - Essays - by Samantha Irby
22. If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries What Am I Doing In The Pits by Erma Bombeck

23. You Can't Touch My Hair And Other Things I Still Have to Explain -by Phoebe Robinson
24. I Can't Date Jesus - Love, Sex, Family, Race, and Other Reasons I've Put My Faith in Beyonce by Michael Arceneaux
25.The Awkward Thoughts Of W. Kamau Bell
Tales of a 6' 4, African American, Heterosexual, Cisgender, Left-Leaning, Asthmatic, Black and Proud Blerd, Mama's Boy, Dad, and Stand-Up Comedian by W. Kamau Bell [Okay is it just me or do these essays and memoirs have VERY long titles? And look a wee bit whiny/snark? Hmm...which granted is my sense of humor, so I may want to try them.]
26. One Day We'll All Be Dead And None Of This Will Matter by Scaachi Koul
27. So Sad Today - Personal Essays by Melissa Broder
28. The Fran Lebowitz Reader by Fran Lebowitz
29. The Misadventures Of Awkward Black Girl by Issa Rae
30.Vacationland -True Stories from Painful Beaches by John Hodgman
31. You'll Grow Out of It by Jesi Klein
32. Nimona by Noelle Stevenson
33. Hark! a Vagrant by Kate Beaton
34. Almost Completely Baxter New and Selected Blurtings by Glen Baxter and Marlin Canasteen
37. The Complete Far Side by Gary Larson
38. Can't We Talk About Something More Pleasant? A Memoir by Roz Chast
39. The Great Outdoor Fight - by Chris Onstad
40. Woman World by Aminder Dhaliwal
41. Hyperbole And A Half Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened - by Allie Brosh
42. The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl (Comics) by Ryan North and Erica Henderson
43. The Essential Calvin And Hobbes -A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury -by Bill Watterson
44. Trust No Aunty by Maria Qamar
45. Bridget Jones's Diary by Helen Fielding
46 A Confederacy Of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
47. Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
48. French Exit by Patrick Dewitt
49. Crazy Rich Asians by Kevin Kwan
50. Dear Committee Members by Julie Schumacher
51. High Fidelity by Nick Hornby
52. The Princess Bride S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure by William Goldman

53. Heartburn by Nora Ephron
54. Big Trouble by Dave Barry
55. In God We Trust All Others Pay Cash by Jean Shepherd

57. Lamb - The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore
58. Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins
59 Daisy Fay And The Miracle Man by Fannie Flagg
60. Less by Andrew Sean Greer
61. The Sellout by Paul Beatty
62. Made for Love by Alissa Nutting
63, My Sister, the Serial Killer by Oyinkan Braithwaite
64. The World According to Garp by John Irving
65. Nobody's Fool by Richard Russo
66. Skinny Dip by Carl Hiaasen

67. The Wangs Vs. the World by Jade Chang
66. Equal Rites - Discworld (Series) -A Discworld Novel -by Terry Pratchett
67. The Tough Guide To Fantasyland by Diana Wynne Jones
68. To Say Nothing of the Dog by Connie Willis
69. The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (Series) by Douglas Adams

70. The Eyre Affair
Thursday Next (Series)by Jasper Fforde HERE'S WHERE YOUR 100 WENT WRONG
71 A Walk In The Woods
Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail by Bill Bryson

72. How To Weep In Public Feeble Offerings on Depression from One Who Knows by Jacqueline Novak
73. The New Joys Of Yiddish by Leo Rosten and Lawrence Bush
74. Shrill Notes from a Loud Woman by Lindy West
75. How To Be A Woman by Caitlin Moran
76. Stiff - The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers by Mary Roach
77. Sal & Gabi Break the Universe by Carlos Hernandez
78. Sideways Stories from Wayside School by Louis Sachar
79. The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster and Jules Feiffer
80. Angus, Thongs And Full-Frontal Snogging
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson by Louise Rennison
81. The Stinky Cheese Man And Other Fairly Stupid Tales by Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith
82. Where The Sidewalk Ends
The Poems and Drawings of Shel Silverstein
83. Archy And Mehitabel by Don Marquis
82. The Best Of Ogden Nash by Ogden Nash and Linell Nash Smith
83. Aristophanes - Clouds by Aristophanes
84. Jeeves And Wooster (Series) by P. G. Wodehouse
85. Candide by Voltaire
86. Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons
87. Pride And Prejudice by Jane Austen
88. Roughing It by Mark Twain
89 Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde
90. The Loved One - An Anglo-American Tragedy by Evelyn Waugh
91. Lucky Jim by Kingsley Amis
92. The Portable Dorothy Parker by Dorothy Parker and Marion Meade
93. Three Men in a Boat; Three Men on the Bummel
Three Men In A Boat (To Say Nothing Of The Dog) by Jerome K. Jerome and Geoffrey Harvey
94. The Pursuit Of Love by Nancy Mitford
95. My Life and Hard Times by James Thurber
96. The Benchley Roundup by Robert Benchley and Nathaniel Benchley
97. Texts From Jane Eyre
And Other Conversations with Your Favorite Literary Characters by Daniel Mallory Ortberg
98. Tenth of December "Victory Lap" by George Saunders
99. Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Date: 2019-09-07 09:22 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] wpadmirer
It's a Jasper Fforde, but I don't think it's part of the Thursday series. I could be wrong. I've only read one of his books and I didn't get it. It just wasn't funny to me.

I have a friend who loves his shit.

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